To all you artists out there:
You have really
do u ever look through the pictures you have of your favorite character like
y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive
all i did this year was get more gay
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This gif has increased my level of happiness exponentially. The more I watch it, the happier I get.
It just, stops, for a seconds, little legs spread out, before it plunges and fails at it.
it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary
you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
my ideal body weight is you on top of me.